Tev8008, 60

1/4 almond; 1/4 pecan; 1/4 pistachio; 1/4 cashew. IOW, totally nuts. Oh, and I crack up all the time; and climb up and down trees compulsively. Speak squirrel fluently. Hang out frequently at the Twig. Promise no "shell" games. Isn't that nice? Told ya, nuts!

Not my fault though.

It happened after the inquisition got a hold of me. Grilled me all day on a weber with inane questions (and I practice raw vegatarianism--talk about insulting...).

[Your favourite vegetarian restaurant is?] The Tree. That one. Over there. Can you shake it just a little? Yum. Good apricots!

[Your ideal date would be (e.g. candlelit dinner)?] A battle to the "death" with silly string---while discussing TOE, and superstring harmonics. Just don't string me along. Okay?

[What are the benefits of being vegan/vegetarian?] Packets of light. Or is it pockets? I can never remember. Hold on. Let me check...could've swore I had one in my back pocket. Naw, it's just a banana--one of those packets of light.

[What is the Funniest/worst comment you regularly hear about being a veggie/vegan?]
A panda walks in to a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter, and you didn't even pay for your sandwich!"

"Hey, man, I'm a PANDA!" the panda shouts back. "Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and reads: Panda: A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.

[Name 3 things you could not live without:]
Air? Water? ‘Hey quit guessing, and answer the question!’ All right! Sunshine. My only sunshine. You make me happy when skies are gray. Wahoo!

[Interested in a nutty and creative collaboration? ] Aw' c'mon!